Relax. Breathe slowly. Close your eyes. You’re walking down the beach. It’s 1993, maybe ‘94. Your mom’s with dad near the poolside cabana but you’ve made your way down to the tide line. The breeze is hitting you perfectly, making the sand slightly cool as it cushions your toes.
You look off into the distance. You see a shape that you can’t quite make out. Is that some type… of dinosaur? A rhino? You look closer. It’s a pale purple, shining ever so lightly in the dusk twilight. The thing has a slight smile on his face. It makes you feel welcome, like it’s saying “hi”. Then, the rhino vanishes. It’s like the breeze carried it off into the distance.
You run up to the cabana to tell mom and dad about what you saw. But they’ll never believe you. So, you doze off in a nearby hammock, the breeze picking up, and a starry night approaching to cap a lazy beachside day. Now open your eyes. What do you see?
This (long sleeve) t-shirt.
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